CAN RADIO CHANGE YOUR LIFE?
RADIO: ENHANCES POSSIBILITIES
DREAMS - IMAGINATION
Radio exercises imagination
Does listening to radio reduce nicotine craving?
A world leader listens
Radio defines silence...
radio passes through the mind
leaving no trace
Workers won't build well without radio
Radio reduces stress...and without harmful addiction
Radio IS the choice of champions
Radio makes people feel real good
Radio compels attention
Radio can treat narcissism
Radio helps blood circulation in the brain.
Radio makes women better listeners and men less gullible
Radio improves athletic performance (as part of a complete discipline)
Under a doctor's supervision, radio helps with weight loss
Money often comes to listeners who want more money
Money also often comes to listeners who enjoy sex
Children are conceived by listeners who enjoy sex
Children of listeners sometimes learn to listen
Radio listening husbands miss their wives less
Husbands of radio listening wives return
Radio listeners vote for more progressive leaders
THE BOTTOM LINE
RADIO HAS CHANGED YOUR LIFE IF:
Take this test:
Do you care whether VALERIE PLAME lost her CIA job?
Would you vote for George Bush again?
If you said, "yes" to one of these questions, radio can change your life.
If you said, "yes" to both questions, see a doctor.
If radio has not yet changed your life, it soon may.
Radio listeners are listening for you!
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